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How old were you when you sucked your first cock? Doesn't matter if you are female or male. Me and some friends were having a get together at Texas Roadhouse and then in comes a man with a Cowboy Hat, a vest, no shirt underneath, bottomless chaps, no pants underneath, no underwear, and those god awful cowboy boot sandals and had several bottles of Budweiser and a Guitar and started to randomly sing obnoxious Country Music and dancing around like a fool. My Son Dances With Bananas I spent the day mowing my lawn and I have no idea what that idiot son of mind does when i'm not looking but when my wife returned home from the Mall, she tossed my Bananas off the deck, and I asked her why and she said "They were completely bruised.

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Well for some reason my idiot son was laughing about it, and I asked him "What was so funny? Who in the Hell even Dances with Bananas? My son is not right in the head anymore he farts all the time in my house and stinks up my house, he puts on my wife's clothes and finds it funny, he plays striptease in front of us at the house, he draws pictures of naked women and looks for real pictures of them on my computer and to top it all of he danced with my bananas; I believe my son is criminally insane.

After I sent him home to his mother where I believe he inherited his insanity from I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels and then took a look back trying to figure out what went wrong with my son, and what made him act so goofy. I think my son needs to see a Councilor because he is not right in the head, and after all he's done to me, he's sent me back to drinking as a result. Than the next week when he came over he tried to dance with my favorite fruit ever, Grapes. This time I told his if he did the same thing to the Grapes like he did to my Bananas; I would skin his hind end.

I hope now he's straightened up but, I really shouldn't expect much, cause i'm not sure what he'll do next.

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Now this is not normal behavior for a 11 year old boy, and I need to get this boy some serious help before I completely lose my mind; either he needs to do some Consoling or a trip to the Looney Bin, I hope something straightens out my Insane Son and I hope it isn't too late.

He went to a nearby Booth and stood on top of it to entertain everybody by doing the chicken dance. Then when employees began yelling at the Chicken to leave the Chicken dashes to the restroom, but in the mean time I came prepared. Then the Chicken picked up his foot and started to smell his fucking feet in the middle of the damn Kentucky Fried Chicken. Then he goes over to my table and snatches my Chicken Sandwich, put his foot in my Chicken Sandwich, and sucked his toes on my Chicken Sandwich.

I confronted the Chicken dressed up like Peter Griffin and told him to go buy me a new sandwich and he threw me sandwich at me and I threw dumped gravy on him and then I took off my clothes in KFC wearing a speedo and then and a fight bell rung and the fists began to fly. Me and the Chicken fought our way into the Women's Restroom as I dunked the Chicken's Head into a toilet before the chicken kicked me into the door as we fought in the restaurant throwing food at eachother as well as hitting eachother with chairs.

Then we fought into the Kitchen and threw more food at eachother before me and the Chicken both went tumbling over the counter as I grabbed the Chicken by the feathers and threw The Chicken through the Window as Colonel Sanders raised my hand as the Sirens could be heard as I had to make my getaway before the Cops came. However I know Mr. Feet will come back because in the remains of Broken glass his feet are twitching and I know he'll be back and you all will know when he makes his return. Fucking retards jerk off to this! Naked Cowboy at Texas Roadhouse Me and some friends were having a get together at Texas Roadhouse and then in comes a man with a Cowboy Hat, a vest, no shirt underneath, bottomless chaps, no pants underneath, no underwear, and those god awful cowboy boot sandals and had several bottles of Budweiser and a Guitar and started to randomly sing obnoxious Country Music and dancing around like a fool.

Not only that but his Exposed Ass was nearly in the faces of other diners and I swear I think I heard him fart, he also stood on top of an empty table to sing Cotton Eyed Joe and he began to strip his clothes off and there were children here eating and now they will be scarred for life seeing some creep striping his clothes off in a public restaurant and not at a strip club. Then he began to ask women in the restaurant to ride his horse with him and then as a waitress came over and to tell this man that he needs to leave or the Cops will come.

He then takes out a Stuffed Horse on a Stick toy and puts it between his legs and then starts to force himself onto her with his stuffed Horse. Then the Naked Cowboy began to spin his Penis like a Lasso and had the Waitress touch his dick during the Horse Ride and this was clearly sexual assault. So then I took matters into my own hands and just like my friend Karen from Florida and how she deals with some barefoot drunk all the time I grabbed the asshole's Guitar and smashed it over his head as the idiot fell to the Floor.

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Texas Roadhouse staff dragged his half naked ass out of the Restaurant as everybody applauded as all of us can go back to eating in peace. It's a shame how some people don't know how to act in public, a grown man getting intoxicated, wearing revealing clothing, stripping and singing in public, and not to mention harassment too; it's people like that should not be allowed in public until they learn how to behave themselves. I am a guy and I was twenty.

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The guy that was subletting rooms to two of us told me one night after returning from clubbing that he struck out picking up any women. I had been thinking about sucking a guy but the opportunity never came up, it was just the two of us for the weekend with the other roommates at home.

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I told him if he wanted a blow job I would do it and he was shocked a bit but then said sounds good but can it be dark in the room. I really wanted to see what I was doing so I told him tell you what, cover up your face with a towel a towel and leave the bathroom light on. He showered off and I came in when he told me he was ready, I teased him for about ten minutes and then sucked on him steadily until he came, I loved it and kept on sucking him right to a second one. I gave him probably a dozen blow jobs that weekend and ended up living there for half the rent if I would keep it up.

My Uncle taught me about that when I was At first I didn't like it but later on it became fun, I still go to the gay bars sometimes and find someone. A few times haven't worked out so well and I swear I will never do it again, but I always do. Nothing better than siblings mutually pleasuring each other.

Incest is the best thing a family can be engaged in. Nothing better than the whole family naked in bed with each other. The best families have incestuous relationships. My experience the first time was somewhat unique. I use to help my mother in her house cleaning business. We would normally work together prior to me having my driver'sthen I would go out on my own.

We use to clean this one older man's house every other week as his daughter would help out when she could. I showed up one Saturday morning and met him in his house. We talked and then I went about my cleaning and vacuuming, unbeknownst to me he had gone into the shower upstairs. When I went upstairs I didn't hear the shower, so I thought it was ok to go into the bathroom. When I pushed the door open, I noticed him standing there naked combing his hair.

He made no attempt to cover up and I couldn't help but look at his cock in admiration, and the thickness. He said "what. I was just admiring it when he said "would you like to taste it? I had to tell him that I hadn't done that before but always wanted to. He said to kneel down and first give it a few licks.

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I was now face to face with a thick uncircumcised cock. I looked up at him and told him never to tell my mother as I licked around his head. He tasted good, kinda sweet. Then I felt his had on the back of my head and push me down onto it. I sucked him for a few minutes when all of a sudden he said he was going to cum. He pulled out and shot ropes of warm cum on my face. He said that he didn't think I was ready to swallow his cum just yet.

I looked forward to cleaning his house every couple of weeks and I never told my mother what happened. I got horny when I wad 11 in my treehouse me and my friend were look in at porn and we took our clothes of and rubbed panty on us. When I was fourteen I got jumped by two men one night while walking home from the movie theater. It wasn't a big, dark park that I shouldn't have been in but a public garden that is the setting for many wedding pictures.

It is beside the bus station along a busy road at eleven o'clock at night two adult men held me down and nade me do things. That was the first and only time something like that was in my mouth. Screwed me up for a of years. I couldn't even watch porn movie blowjobs. Had a few girlfriends that kissed their way down from my lips and I had to stop them when they got to my stomach.

Wife is okay with it, she doesn't like giving head although she is quite happy to put her pussy on my face. That I can do. I'm a female. It was the night of my prom and I was so nervous. My date had picked me up at my house. We spent some time talking to my parents before heading out. Both of us had a good time and we had kissed during a few of our dances.

He was getting pretty horny as was I. We both decided to leave. As we were driving he took my hand and put it on his lap. I could feel he was hard.

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Since we didn't have to be home for about another hour, we picked a secluded place and pulled over. We kissed for a few minutes and then he started to unbutton his pants. He pulled them to his knees revealing his cock. I was nervous as I hadn't sucked a cock before, but I still wanted to taste it. I started stroking it which it felt warm. I then started licking all around the head before taking it into my mouth. I was enjoying sucking it until he started making comments like "you like the taste? I stopped and told him to take me home which he did. When I walked into my house, my parents were both waiting up asking me if I had a good time.

I told them that I did. Both said that my date seemed like such a nice boy. If they only knew that I had tasted cock for the first time. I was 12 and the older lad about It felt so big in my hand and then i sucked it quite often after that.

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